Grind It!

Move over Chuck Norris, Bye Bye Rajnikanth... The Geek is here! The Geek who breathes fire! I can say that you have been warned before you read this, but so long as the Geek doesn't say that, do not fear!

A: me swatahche khel invent karto, baki kay suru ahe?

K: mhane me swatahche khel invent karto, tu kay Chuck Norris ahes ka, ka Rajnikanth who has invented Chuck Norris

A: are Chuck Norris la jewha kaam jamat nahi tewha to majhya kade yeto. Once Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth doghe ekatra ale hote me chuck norris la mhanalo chuck this rajani cant and niether can you. mhanun mag mich tyanna madat keli

K: bhaari

A: mag watla kay tula, rajanikanth la bullet pakadayla mich shikawla, he bagh : (gives me some random Youtube link)

K: what u guys smoke up on youtube or what

A: mag kay ekdum daily dose milala nahi tar aswastha hota.

A: advantages of a 22 mbps line

K: salyano ikde tyamule kami bandwidth milte

A: te kay building madhla corporation cha pani ahe ka. khalchya lokanni jasta jorat nal sodla tar warchya majlyawar kami pressure yeta

K: ho

A: ho mhane

K: halliday resnick waach jara

A: tyat corporation chya panyabaddal lihila ahe ka?, khota

K: khaaas maharashtra edition, tula kasa milnaar sagle copies ithe samplet, kalli ka analogy

A: mag tyat mamala kiti wa kase paise dyawet mhanje swastat sutto, nahitar konachi olakh sangawi mhanje phuktat sutato he pan lihila asel

K: yes, ani newtons law governing puneri patya pan aahe

A: upayogi grantha distoy. Newtons law governing puneri patya: dar pati mage ek uparodhak updesh nahitar apaman hawa. 2nd law: dar patiwar tya paticha widamban karnari graffiti hawi 3rd la: warche don law na kalalyas amhala wicharu naye tapasun pahawe aple prathamik shikshan jhale ahe ka te

K: tu swatahala newton samju nakos

A: are ekda newton addition jamat nawhta mhanun majhyakade ala me tyala integral shikawla that is how calculus was invented

K: next time when u sit below a coconut tree, do watch out, and if i quote that sentence from u, there will be million engineers out to kill you, so u see, the peril!

A: are once a million engineers tried to kill me........but I converted them into paragons of non-violence

K: paragon chappal khaychiye ka tula, gheu ka dhotraat ha

A: are once someone tried to beat me with a paragon chappal. but I transformed the chappal beater into another chappal so that I had a complete pair. Me aaj pan tich chappal waparto

So, Grind It!

PS: Sorry this is in Marathi! Geek prefers Marathi!